Charlotte Church Plans Her Return

Posted by Shan on March 12th, 2010 | 1 Comment

Charlotte Church is recording a new album!! For those of you who are unfamilar, Charlotte is an opera singer who had a couple of nice remixes back in the early 2000’s and then made her way into the pop arena in 2005. The public weren’t too receptive of the album and although the singles were spot on Tissues & Issues fell by the pop way side. With the best of 3 singles only reaching #10.

She has now signed a $3 million dollar deal with Power Amp Records that will give her the funding of a big label with the flexibility to create an album that she feels is true to herself. The album is due out this fall.

I personally wasn’t a fan of the album myself, however two of the singles Crazy Chick and Call My Name were my jams. Check out the video for Call My Name after the cut.

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Ke$ha – eat your he@rt out

Posted by Justin on March 8th, 2010 | No Comments

This is brilliance. And frightening. Like Heath Ledger’s performance as the Joker. Happy Monday!


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Video: Goldfrapp – Rocket

Posted by Shan on March 4th, 2010 | No Comments

It seems like we’ve been waiting for this video longer than Gaga’s Telephone. But finally, it has arrived in all it’s phallic glory. Goldfrapp’s visual take on their first single from Head First.

At first glance the video might come off as cheesy, and perhaps it is. But instead of low budget cheesy, Goldfrapp has taken the video to new levels with expensive cheese, if you will.

You could call this Allison’s coming out video, after all she is driving a big rig, and those four androgynous looking ladies aren’t helping the situation out any.

I dig the whole thing, I love where this project is going with it’s full on 80’s vibe and heavy sampling. It’s nice sometimes to not take yourself quite so seriously.


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Shirley Manson, glasses and a hobbit

Posted by Justin on March 2nd, 2010 | No Comments

Quit fucking around and make a Garbage album or release that solo album that’s been in the works for umpteen years. Kidding -- I do love this though. I’d make out with either of them in the pool.

I prefer lobster over crabs

Posted by Justin on March 1st, 2010 | No Comments

Look at this bullshit after the jump please….

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Surprise! No Britney album in June

Posted by Justin on February 26th, 2010 | 1 Comment

You could knock me over with a feather right now. The fact that Britney isn’t coming out with a new album in June is just SHOCKING! I mean, it’s been forever since we saw her last…like November or so? That 3-some song about numerology or the number of male toilet parts. And the fact that hoe is out of the house looking like this means we ain’t getting an album for a while. As our friend MuuMuse has pointed out time and again, when Britney is brunette it means two things: she’s in the studio and she’s crazy again. Yes, that’s the most unflattering picture ever. More than those vagina shots. Thank you X17online!

Lohan (un)shocking revelations

Posted by Justin on February 23rd, 2010 | No Comments

Are you sitting down? Seriously – sit down. You are going to be blown away by what I have to share with you. Lindsay Lohan, sweet lovable ginger-ish angel from such classics as The Parent Trap, Mean Girls and I Know Who Killed Me, was addicted to booze and drugs.

OMFG – I KNOW! I feel as if my world is crumbling down around me. Is nothing sacred anymore? 4 Realz, u guyz, this is blowing my mind.

Okay – just kidding. I’m honestly amazed Lindsay is actually still alive as I type this. It’s evident to me after her admission as a hoarder that princess has spent through the Mean Girls millions and is hard up for cash. I mean, this ess ain’t a secret, so why you talking about it?

I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to.

She goes on to talk about her car wrecks, her daredevil escapades with Ambien and faucets and her pesky father’s drug habits and media blabbing. Mind-altering substances are referenced so much in this article, that I felt like I was high myself by the time I finished it. Read this Lindsay Lohan article at your own risk.

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